so i was in my friend's apartment/duplex thing. all the rain had really made things flood. the lake literally came to his deck. my friend jake showed up dressed for halloween in a baby out fit and an inner tube. he was primed and ready fr the party but he wanted to get in the water while there was still day light. he opted for the raft thing instead, though. apparently diapers aren't very comfy under water.

then it happened....

this huge fish, red and blue, kept thrashing about jake! it was insane! the muddy and murky water just made its colors more terrifying, though they resembled a childhood friend...

it was actually biting at him! trying to get him, but it couldn't. we pulled jake as close as we could. something about its teeth and mouth were crazy. it was like a little shark with teeth connected to its lips.

when we got jake inside everything seemed to be okay. but we heard a crash and the neighbor above us scream.

we ran to the deck to find this 45 pound red and blue fish breathing very hard sitting on its belly staring at us.

somebody forgot to close the damn sliding glass door.

i ran to close the door as fast as i could but as soon as i got three steps away i noticed something even more terrifying about it but it moved too fast before i could do a double take.

it jumped and flopped its way into the house. the girls were screaming and the guys were screaming like girls. eventually almost everyone left but me and two or three others.

that big fish with bright colors could not be found we just knew it was in the house somewhere. we wanted to find it before it died form lack of water and started to stink up the place. i heard a splash and ran into the computer room to find that that damn fish actually hopped into my friend's fish tank. it was so big it could hardly move around in it. the other fish, which normally never got along, were grouped together in a tight school swimming to avoid the mouth.

that was when i realized it.

the fish's mouth had another mouth inside it. but not really... it was more like a flat jaw bone separating the top and bottom rows of teeth but it had triangular teeth on both side of it. creating two mouths!

and its eyes were so inhumanely humane! those cat-like eyes staring at everything... watching and waiting. acting like it is so timid and primitive but as soon as it got the chance it would attack in the most brutal manner. like a ninja with a chainsaw...

my friends' landlord ended up paying a visit to the party (or what was left of it anyway) to yell and scream about the noise and mess we had made. so i politely asked him to follow me into the other room. i showed him the fish and he about threw up right when he walked in the door.

i didn't think the fish was that ugly or gross, but then i realized what had startled him so much. all of the other fish were dead but not eaten! the ugly bastard actually bit their head off and spit them out of the tank! the fish had thrashed so much in the tank that half the water was gone and it was doing that creepy gill expanding mouth breathing again.

i didn't know what to do with that fish... but i bet jake was glad he was wearing a diaper.




(*this didn't really happen. it was a dream i had/woke up in the middle of. i hope you enjoyed the story. i'm not a good writer but i wanted to share the dream with anyone who was interested. expect drawings of the fish and the "incident" soon. thanks again for noticing me if you did. )